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        Dear Women,
        Please stop thinking you have to be a size 0 to be beautiful. Those magazines got it all wrong, no one ever told them that beauty is also on the inside. Be confident and happy with yourself. Some guy out there is going to fall in love with everything about you.
        Dear Obama,
        Please ignore what they are saying. You're doing a great job!
        Dear big brother,
        Remember the day I borrowed your brand new car and I dented it? I thought you'd kill me, but you didn't. And remember the time I dragged you to the beach, and you said it would rain, and it did? I thought you'd say, "I told you so." But you didn't. Do you remember the time I spilled strawberry pie all over your car rug? I thought you'd hit me, but you didn't. And remember the time I forgot to tell you the wedding was formal and you showed up in jeans? I thought you'd yell at me, but you didn't. Yes, there were lots of things you didn't do, But you put up with me, and you loved me, and you protected me. There were lots of things I wanted to make up to you when you returned from Iraq.
        Dear war in Iraq,
        Please end soon.
        Dear cancer,
        My mom is too strong for you. Just leave already.
        Dear Nickelodeon,
        Whatever happened to quality programming?
        Dear Grouchy Feminists,
        Please don't take my chivalry the wrong way. I'm opening a door for you because it's courteous, not because I think you can't do it yourself.
        Dear Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry,
        Please send me my letter already. I'm tired of the Muggle world.
        Dear people who think they're better than everyone else,
        The girl you just called fat? She has been starving herself and has lost over 30lbs. The boy you called stupid? He has a learning disability and studies over 4hrs a night. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you tripped yesterday? He is abused enough at home.
        Dear America,
        Please understand that saying all Muslim people are terrorists is like saying all Americans are like the people on Jersey Shore.
        Dear Secular World and Every Guy I've Been On A Date With,
        Please stop being so appalled that I'm 24 and have chosen to remain a virgin until marriage. It's not a disease, and I'm fully aware of what I'm "missing out" on.
        Dear eating disorder,
        I can look in a mirror and feel beautiful without you now.
        Dear War on Terror,
        Please end. I'd like to come home soon.
        Dear flat chested girls,
        Please don't give up. We exist.
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