Dear girl who told me that I'm too old to like the movie Frozen,
Let it go.
Sincerely, the jerks never bothered me anyway.
Dear girls talking about me when I'm in the same room,
I HAVE EARS!
Sincerely, and feelings....
Dear best friend,
Please always hold my hand when I cry. You picked up my broken day.
Sincerely, Appreciative Friend
Dear cute guy tickling his 5 year old brother,
Every girl on the train wants you now
Sincerely, that's so cute!
Dear fellow grocery shoppers,
It's just three days of cold weather. Besides, What are you going to do with just milk, eggs, and bread??
Sincerely, egg sandwiches with milk gets old after the first 3 meals...
Dear students,
Good luck on your final exams if you haven't taken them!
Sincerely, A fellow student
Dear Ex-Girlfriend,
Thank you for still being my friend.
Sincerely, Friendzoned, but happy with the way things worked out.
Dear mom,
thank you for playing nice when my much older boyfriend and his son came over
Sincerely, your loving daughter
Dear my brother's girlfriend,
If you marry him, please put your first impression of him in your vows.
Sincerely, "He will never have a girlfriend."
Dear shy guy on the soccer team,
Please talk more with because it's hard to tell if you like me or not.
Sincerely, recently out of the closet guy.
Dear Mom,
Thanks isn't a big enough word for all that you do
Sincerely, kids everywhere
Dear mother,
How can you call me a spoiled brat? I just asked you to drive me to the library, not buy me an Iphone.
Sincerely, your daughter who just wanted to read
Dear Mom,
Please realize that just because I chose to work on a project over going to a dance does not make me anti-social. I don't want to be pressured into this. I care about my grades and this is an important assignment.
Sincerely, Offended Daughter
Dear Murphy,
No one likes your laws.
Sincerely, the world.
Dear Friendzoned Guys,
Once you ask a girl about the possibility of ever dating, she might just have a new view of you, and what you could mean to her.
Sincerely, You just have to be brave